Kyle the Cheeseman

Tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
He was funny, very sarcastic...and unsocial- I love unsociability in a man....


What on your body is hurting or bothering you?
 I want to wash my hair, but am struggling to be bothered about bothering...



What was your last thought before going to bed last night?
after watching Never Mind The Buzzcocks, it was " so, the reason my Gran had Howard Marks biography was not because she was necessarily interested in drug smuggling, but more likely because he's Welsh, and so was she..." (....Howard Marks was presenting Buzzcocks...I didn't just randomly think about him.)

What are you listening to?
This Morning, which is on in the other room...I should really turn it off and put on something cool. and then change my answer to this question...

What’s something you’re not looking forward to?
I'd say death is right up there at the top...closely followed by,...the thought that I may actually have to go out and buy more coffee because I just used the last of it...

Where do you think your best friend is right now?
One is in Madrid, one is in Paris...And I hope they are both having lovely days...

Have you kissed anybody in the last 5 days?
Yes.


Kiss on the first date?
If the kiss doesn't work, second dates are unlikely...it's an important science test.


Is there one person you want to be with right now?
Many people I wouldn't mind to hang out with, But I'm pretty content amusing myself too.


Are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
I've been in much worse places, many things are good right now...the feeling is one of rising, not falling-so I couldn't hope for more. except maybe a little more money.... :-)
And of course, world peace.

Is there something you would like to say to someone?
I think so much before actually speaking as a general rule, that not much gets said...
I grew up with the old adage "don't speak unless spoken to" It's bothered me more recently,than ever.

What are three things you did today?
did some painting, drank some coffee, typed some words....

Would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
I like being the visitor

What is your favorite kind of gum?
I'm quite attached to the one that holds my teeth in my mouth.

Are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
Yup, a couple.

What is on your wrists right now?
sleeves...

Ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
pretty much anyone I've ever liked since I was 5...

Does anyone have strong feelings for you?
I bloody well hope so.

Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Only when I'm out boating...

Have you ever wasted your time on someone?
Many times.I'm hopeless

Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
No

How have you felt today?
exuberant. really.

You receive $60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
Put at least one more 0 on there...and we'll discuss the options...

What is wrong with you right now?
Are you saying there's something wrong with me? Bitch...

Is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
I'm very judgemental,...so yes...

Would you rather have Starbucks or Jamba Juice right now?
I'd rather have someone go get me some more coffee....proper coffee...none of that Starbucks shit.

Why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
is it possible to keep "he nearly killed me among other things" light and breezy?

How late did you stay up last night and why?
Midnight.With very good reason.

When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Properly talked, over a week ago.

What were you doing an hour ago?
Burning mlk...

What are you looking forward to in the next month?
Spring

Are you wearing jeans right now?
I have no jeans...

Are you a patient person?
of the highest level.

Favorite colour?
All off them

Did you have a dream last night?
I think David Bowie was there.

If someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
Tenderheart bear of carebear fame.

Do you love anyone who is not related to you?
I'm easy with my love. it's something to be generous with in daily life...

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
who doesn't like to be told ?

Do you like meeting new people?
umm...no. I find it excruciatingly painful because I'm so aware of my own awkwardness.

Are you afraid of falling in love?
Yes.

Ever liked someone older than you?
most people worth liking are older and wiser, at least in a mental sense.

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Yeah, hasn't everyone been told that before.

Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
Who, me? No I'm fucking awesome...